Verboticism: Chipaschnit

'Omigod! One just bit me!'

DEFINITION: n., A cut, or puncture wound on the roof of the mouth inflicted while consuming dangerously crunchy-sharp foods, like potato chips. v., To cut the roof your mouth while eating extra crispy snack foods.

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Slashticate

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: SLASH-ti-cayt

Sentence: Karen enjoyed her Cap'n Crunch, but those first few bites of the golden sweet cereal were tricky. If you took too big a mouthful before they had soggied up some they would slashticate the roof of your mouth to ribbons.

Etymology: Slash + (Mas)ticate [chew]

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COMMENTS:

I like it! - purpleartichokes, 2007-11-27: 20:19:00

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Chipsplinter

contiki

Created by: contiki

Pronunciation: chip-splinter

Sentence: Ow! I just got a damn chipsplinter!

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Prangle

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: pran ggel

Sentence: she prangled herself with the sour cream and onion flavours and caused third degree burns to the wound with the chili dip.

Etymology: pringle, prang.

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COMMENTS:

sounds painful - Jabberwocky, 2007-11-27: 11:33:00

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Shrillked

Created by: glamgal23

Pronunciation: Shrillk-ed

Sentence: Sharp foods will shrillk your tounge.

Etymology: Shrill high pitched tone and shreik a utter cry. The things that happens when you get shrillked.

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Fritoslay

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: free-toe-slay

Sentence: It wasn't bad enough that Josh got a severe fritoslay on the side of his lip, but then the salt from the chips he was eating just made matters worse.

Etymology: frito lay - popular chip brand + slay

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Suppercut

Created by: looseball

Pronunciation:

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COMMENTS:

like it! - galwaywegian, 2007-11-27: 08:04:00

I get suppercuts sometimes from hard bread or pizza crust. Good one! - Tigger, 2007-11-28: 13:58:00

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Munchure

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: munk-chur

Sentence: I was munching on a tortilla chip. It was so sharp that it created a munchure wound.

Etymology: A combination of the word Munch (as in snack foods) and Puncture (as in a deep wound or cut)

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Alivatar

Created by: simralotomy

Pronunciation: Aliv-va-tar

Sentence: I usually have an alivatar in summer holidays. Eating too many chips can be really painful sometimes

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Pretzelaceration

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: pretzl-lass-er-AY-shun

Sentence: As was so often the case, Winifred suffered a serious pretzelaceration in the roof of her mouth from carelessly eating pretzel sticks too fast.

Etymology: Blend of pretzel and laceration

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great combo - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-23: 10:51:00

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Snacknick

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: snaknik

Sentence: The snacknick caused grazing while grazing

Etymology: snack, nick

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COMMENTS:

snacktastic word - Nosila, 2010-03-22: 16:19:00

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