Verboticism: Rendeveous

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Decembutations

Created by: khaleroo

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Sentence: Decebutations to you! Get anything good?

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Korpundus

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: koar-pun-diss

Sentence: What a korpundus greeting!

Etymology: none!

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Marry

Created by: verndo

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Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.

Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.

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Exodecembrating

Created by: artbegotti

Pronunciation: ek'so-dEE-sem"bray-ting

Sentence: "Christmas shopping used to be easy, until the stores began exodecembrating for the neighbors down the street... now, there are so many "Holiday Spectacular" sales, I don't have time to visit them all!"

Etymology: From the Latin "ex" meaning "out of", and the Anglican "December" meaning "tenth month". I don't get it either.

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Cheersmear

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: cheer-smear

Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.

Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)

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Quifintation

Created by: xyankee

Pronunciation: quif-in-tation

Sentence: My friends will be comming over for some group quifintation and cheer.

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Misspirityulize

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

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Congratugrate

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Greetulate

Created by: daveleack

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Hanakkockup

Created by: isopraxis

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