Verboticism: Greetism

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Fauxfauxfaux

Prios

Created by: Prios

Pronunciation: foe foe foe (Same pronunciation as "faux" three times)

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Etymology: From "Faux pas" (social blunder).

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Satanpraise

Created by: kevinrio

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Holicember

Created by: robynlicious

Pronunciation: holl-AH-sember

Sentence: Stop calling your Christmas Tree a Holicember Shrub.

Etymology: "holi" from holiday, but can also refer to boughs of holly. "cember" from December

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Christpocalypse

Created by: janham

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Ecquestify

Created by: Javeson1

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

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Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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Jerngle

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: jern-gul

Sentence: That fool is going to jerngle himself all the way to a slap in the face.

Etymology: A distant relative of the noun jinglejerk.

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Woebetidings

Created by: Bosco

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Religiogaffe

Created by: xklamation

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Nondengreet

Created by: gale37

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