Verboticism: Cheerocrate

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holilapse

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Felizpolyglot

Created by: boutros9

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Crasstian

Created by: chofu67

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Comproment

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Etymology: from 'compromise'

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Ecquestify

Created by: Javeson1

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Unsocialseasoner

Created by: kimbo123

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Sentence: He's never invited to holiday parties, because he is an unsocialseasoner.

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Republandism

Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Greetulate

Created by: daveleack

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Greetaslam

Created by: Zengief

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