Verboticism: Seasincorectness
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Misfestivate
Created by: knave
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.
Etymology:
Condisendyule
Created by: stevezoid
Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule
Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.
Etymology:
Crassmastize
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: crass"-mas-tize'
Sentence: After reading all the earnest, but ignorant "Holiday" cards from her coworkers, the wiccan always felt crassmastized.
Etymology:
Salneutation
Created by: waxlion
Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun
Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.
Etymology: neutral + salutation
Hermonilize
Created by: currentlyinsolitude
Pronunciation: her-moan-ahleyeze
Sentence: The party had been hermonilized, so many different religions had gathered
Etymology: Spanish
Holicaustify
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy
Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.
Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.
Mistlebloe
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: missle-blo
Sentence: Robert stood under the mistletoe hoping to get kissed. But whenever he opened his mouth, he'd mistlebloe, and then get slapped.
Etymology: missle+blow=the explosive version of mistletoe
