Verboticism: Holigrate
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Unigratings
Created by: wordbird
Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings
Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.
Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating
Solipseason
Created by: attis
Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on
Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.
Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season
Misfestivate
Created by: knave
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.
Etymology:
Berete
Created by: gemgirl
Pronunciation: bur-eat
Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.
Etymology: berate + greet = berete
Integraholidize
Created by: mrguy753
Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb
Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.
Etymology:
Grogetic
Created by: Bunny36
Pronunciation: Grog -eh-tic
Sentence: To use a grogetic.
Etymology: So called because such slips often occur while under the influence of alcohol.
Hellofaux
Created by: andystephenson
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.
Etymology:
Molesentimenthol
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol
Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!
Etymology: Molest-sentimental
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COMMENTS:
- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00
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