Verboticism: Noelty
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Winterrify
Created by: ipmcleod
Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"
Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.
Etymology: winter + terrify
Grogetic
Created by: Bunny36
Pronunciation: Grog -eh-tic
Sentence: To use a grogetic.
Etymology: So called because such slips often occur while under the influence of alcohol.
Offriend
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend
Missiletoeing
Created by: aoife
Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'
Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.
Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'
Yulecide
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: yool' cide
Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.
Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"
Greesting
Created by: meiyas
Pronunciation:
Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.
Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting
Dismarculate
Created by: Divakar
Pronunciation: dis-MAR-cue-late
Sentence: Even though she knew he meant well, Jill couldn't believe John would just dismarculate so openly.
Etymology: dis (not) + marcar (spanish for "mark" or "observe")
Greetgrate
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: GREET-grayt
Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.
Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)
