Verboticism: Holidamn

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Nihilistmasism

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism

Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.

Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism

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Holiscam

Created by: guerras

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Celeberate

Created by: Sissyphus

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Sentence: Disdaining any particular seasonal tradition, he celeberated them all with "Happy week of the highest suicide rate!"

Etymology: portmanteau of celebrate and berate

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Greetism

Created by: matrixpro

Pronunciation: greet - ism

Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.

Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.

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Ramadahanakristmakwanziclausism

Created by: iceburgamy

Pronunciation: ... you got me

Sentence: "happy holidays" is an example of a (see above)

Etymology: you know... the mormons

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Crueltide

Created by: ipswich78

Pronunciation: As it is

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Ecquestify

Created by: Javeson1

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Hanakkockup

Created by: isopraxis

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Yulephemism

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Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: yule-fe-miss-m

Sentence: Rabbi Scwartz offered the Kwanzaa celebrators a hearty Yulephemism

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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