Verboticism: Decembutations

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Inapropreetings

Created by: saramomo

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Fauxfauxfaux

Prios

Created by: Prios

Pronunciation: foe foe foe (Same pronunciation as "faux" three times)

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Etymology: From "Faux pas" (social blunder).

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Fallinasleeped

Created by: bogdan

Pronunciation: folinaslipd

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Greaith

Created by: tpm01

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Hohohumdrum

Created by: geekgrrl

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Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Crunklette

rilstix

Created by: rilstix

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Yulecide

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: yool' cide

Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.

Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"

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Joyblanderize

Created by: oohisay

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