Verboticism: Sacrewish

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holigrate

librarian

Created by: librarian

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Smegmany

Created by: Fittefisk

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Decembutations

Created by: khaleroo

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Sentence: Decebutations to you! Get anything good?

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Holiduche

Created by: antichaos

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Holidegrade

Created by: garneteyes

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Boocheer

Created by: Ochiee

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Ignorishes

Created by: Verbepete

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ish-ehs

Sentence: The Ambassador couldnt have known he would offend the entire tribe with his ignorishes.

Etymology: Ignorant-wishes.

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Athelutations

Created by: davidave

Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns

Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.

Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.

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Marry

Created by: verndo

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Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.

Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.

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