Verboticism: Ignorancisms

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Cheerocrate

Created by: kmccardle

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Offendogram

Created by: littleguybrush

Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram

Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.

Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram

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Christmahanukwanzaacate

Created by: Metanaito

Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt

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Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...

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Offriend

Created by: dkrider

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Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend

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Crosscrescent

Created by: VBIZILJ

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- VBIZILJ, 2006-12-13: 15:18:00

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rilstix

Created by: rilstix

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Yulecide

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: yool' cide

Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.

Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"

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Condisendyule

Created by: stevezoid

Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule

Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.

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Fickamble

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Fick - Am - Bull

Sentence: I hate it when my I see someone fickamble the holiday season. Don't they know when the fickamble they lose the meaning of the holiday spirit?

Etymology: fick - derived from fickle + amble - derived from ramble (meaning they ramble on and on with their fickle ways)

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Holyhail

Created by: Guthlaf1

Pronunciation: HO-lee-HAYL

Sentence: We exchanged holyhails, and went our separate ways.

Etymology: holy - associated with a divine power hail - to greet enthusiastically, praise

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If it makes any difference, I was also Guest... then had to go and register! - Guthlaf1, 2006-12-13: 06:45:00

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