Verboticism: Ignorancisms
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Offendogram
Created by: littleguybrush
Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram
Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.
Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram
Christmahanukwanzaacate
Created by: Metanaito
Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt
Sentence:
Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...
Offriend
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation:
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Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend
Crosscrescent
Created by: VBIZILJ
Pronunciation:
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COMMENTS:
- VBIZILJ, 2006-12-13: 15:18:00
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Yulecide
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: yool' cide
Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.
Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"
Condisendyule
Created by: stevezoid
Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule
Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.
Etymology:
Fickamble
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: Fick - Am - Bull
Sentence: I hate it when my I see someone fickamble the holiday season. Don't they know when the fickamble they lose the meaning of the holiday spirit?
Etymology: fick - derived from fickle + amble - derived from ramble (meaning they ramble on and on with their fickle ways)
Holyhail
Created by: Guthlaf1
Pronunciation: HO-lee-HAYL
Sentence: We exchanged holyhails, and went our separate ways.
Etymology: holy - associated with a divine power hail - to greet enthusiastically, praise
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COMMENTS:
If it makes any difference, I was also Guest... then had to go and register! - Guthlaf1, 2006-12-13: 06:45:00
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