Verboticism: Cockpicture
DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.
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Egoshooting
Created by: lynx13
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "egoshooting" is when you are big-head-photoshooting yourself
Etymology:
Capturcism
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: cap - sur - siz - um
Sentence: I caught my niece while she was having a capturcism moment.
Etymology: to capture your own narcissism
Selfography
Created by: Tukkertje
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I love myself so much, that every time I look in the mirror I selfograph myself.
Etymology: self(phot)ography
Vanitoil
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: van-i-toyull
Sentence: Trying on the new blouse gave her the perfect opportunity to vanitoil.
Etymology: From "vanity" and "toilet" or "toil" meaning to work hard (this is sarcastic/ironic; perhaps a pun on a model who "works it")
Narcissograph
Created by: Guthlaf1
Pronunciation: nar-SISS-O-graff
Sentence: No week was complete without Janet taking at least three narcissographs in her room.
Etymology: From - Narcissus, a man from Greek mythology who fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water Also - '-graph': the measurement, display or portrayal of a subject
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COMMENTS:
A vote from me - we thought very much alike on this one. - Stump, 2006-12-25: 05:13:00
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Vanitography
Created by: ce0brb
Pronunciation: Van-o-tog-raphy
Sentence: Linda Loveherself was an avid vanotographer. She didn't really use her camera for anything else.
Etymology: Vanity & Photography
Eisoptrophotomania
Created by: omista
Pronunciation: I-sop-TRO-FO-to-MA-NE-a
Sentence: Her eisotropophotomania was getting so bad it was turning into agoraphobia.
Etymology: eisoptro- mirror, photo + mania
Whosthefairesting
Created by: Psychicsi
Pronunciation: who-s-the-fair-est-ing
Sentence: Jill spent so long in the bathroom whosthefairesting, that her date gave up and went home.
Etymology: From the wicked stepmother in the fairytale Snow White, who spent much time admiring herself in her magic mirror while asking "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
