Verboticism: Narcitography

'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Egotistography

Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: ee-goh-tis-toe-graf-ee

Sentence: A MySpace is not complete without a well-angled egotistograph.

Etymology: egotistical + photography

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Selfpicturate

Created by: lucyof2009

Pronunciation: self-picture-ate

Sentence: I saw that new picture you put on your blog; did you selfpicturate?

Etymology: combination of "self" (as in yourself)and "picture" with the suffix "-ate" to make it a verb

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Egoshooting

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Created by: lynx13

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "egoshooting" is when you are big-head-photoshooting yourself

Etymology:

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Vainograph

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: vayn-oh-graf

Sentence: When you make a myspace or facebook you put up your vainograph if you are any self-respecting emo kid.

Etymology: vain+photograph

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Meography

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: me og raf fi

Sentence: She prattled on about herself, stopping only to distribute a print of her meography that betrayed her self proclaimed empathy.

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Cockpicture

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: cock-picture

Sentence: She enjoyed cockpicturing herself and then looking at the photos.

Etymology: It's cocky + picture...duh!

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Narcissesch

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /"när-is-'esh/

Sentence: MySpace and Flickr photo galleries are suffering from a glut of photos of people narcissesching.

Etymology: from Narcissus + Escher

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Narcissigraph

Created by: memexikon

Pronunciation: nar cis' a graf

Sentence: Myspace has ushered in the age of the narcissigraph.

Etymology: narcissism + graph

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Vanitoil

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: van-i-toyull

Sentence: Trying on the new blouse gave her the perfect opportunity to vanitoil.

Etymology: From "vanity" and "toilet" or "toil" meaning to work hard (this is sarcastic/ironic; perhaps a pun on a model who "works it")

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Portraflecting

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: POR-tra-FLECK-ting

Sentence: Bob began to understand the story of Narcissus during one of his hours-long sessions of portraflecting.

Etymology: From portrait and reflecting.

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