Voted For: Holicaustify

Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: yule-fe-miss-m

Sentence: Rabbi Scwartz offered the Kwanzaa celebrators a hearty Yulephemism

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Created by: Baruch

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Created by: khaleroo

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Sentence: Decebutations to you! Get anything good?

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing

Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.

Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes

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Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Created by: KoolKow

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Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt

Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.

Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate

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Created by: Malemocynt

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Sentence: That airport in the news has no idea how to holidooze their way through a multi-culti crowd.

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Created by: jdfalk

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Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

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