Verboticism: Chrimbushist
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Berete
Created by: gemgirl
Pronunciation: bur-eat
Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.
Etymology: berate + greet = berete
Desalutation
Created by: danboaz
Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun
Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.
Etymology: de: away + salutation
Nihilistmasism
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism
Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.
Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism
Fauxmas
Created by: elstiko
Pronunciation: Fo-mah (or Fohcksmas, if you prefer)
Sentence: Joel made an astonishing fauxmas by wishing his Turkish colleague a happy ANZAC day.
Etymology: From Faux Pas and Xmas, obviously.
Molesentimenthol
Created by: Hjason
Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol
Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!
Etymology: Molest-sentimental
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COMMENTS:
- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00
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Santadultry
Created by: Computergeek
Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree
Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus
Etymology:
Guiltreet
Created by: schmoozyduh
Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt
Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.
Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.
Offriend
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend
Goatseyule
Created by: greeneye
Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool
Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.
Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays
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COMMENTS:
- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00
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