Verboticism: Polioff

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Hohohumdrum

Created by: geekgrrl

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Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'

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Irkgreet

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Created by: grant0

Pronunciation: Irk-greet

Sentence: As I stepped into the Walmart, the greeter irkgreeted me. Eww.

Etymology: Irk and...greet...

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Comproment

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Etymology: from 'compromise'

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Getherthing

Created by: taftouf

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Doonesburiate

Created by: nicolase

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Sentence: While the Parkers would have liked to economize during the holidays by sending one card to their entire address book, their culturally unpopular devotion to Satan suggested the wisdom of doonesburiating to some extent, at least with Jim's work associates, and Patty's bridge club.

Etymology: Term derived from "Doonesbury", the most well-known of several widely read newspaper cartoons that emerged in the 1980s, characterized by an edgy and irreverent rhetorical humor used as wry and subterranean social commentary, but safe and inoffensive eno

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Goatseyule

Created by: greeneye

Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool

Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.

Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays

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- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00

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Crunklette

rilstix

Created by: rilstix

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Boocheer

Created by: Ochiee

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Crueltide

Created by: ipswich78

Pronunciation: As it is

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