Verboticism: Yuledoot

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Santaria

Created by: Chapin

Pronunciation: santa-ree-ah

Sentence: The company holiday party is always an exercise in santaria -- why don't they just come out and call it a Christmas party?

Etymology: A play on Santeria, which itself is a blend of faiths, and Santa

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Holidamn

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

Pronunciation: holl-eh-dam

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Holipease

Created by: Dooreatoe

Pronunciation: hol-i-peez

Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.

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Wishtickle

dsingleton

Created by: dsingleton

Pronunciation: wish-tick-le

Sentence: You don't celebrate Christmas . . well a Merry Wishtickle to you!

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Greetism

Created by: matrixpro

Pronunciation: greet - ism

Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.

Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.

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Ecucheermenise

Created by: scrubskip

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"

Etymology: ecumenism + cheer

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Dismarculate

Created by: Divakar

Pronunciation: dis-MAR-cue-late

Sentence: Even though she knew he meant well, Jill couldn't believe John would just dismarculate so openly.

Etymology: dis (not) + marcar (spanish for "mark" or "observe")

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Crasstian

Created by: chofu67

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Peecrunt

Created by: skelk

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