Verboticism: Felizpolyglot

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Seasincorectness

Created by: JckDnl

Pronunciation: Sea-sin-kor-ekt-nes

Sentence: Everyone at the party had had enough of Charlie's seasincorectness

Etymology: Season + Incorrectness

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Unigratings

Created by: wordbird

Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings

Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.

Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating

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Misspirityulize

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

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Offriend

Created by: dkrider

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Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Joyblanderize

Created by: oohisay

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Christmisfit

Created by: shadowmonkey04

Pronunciation: Kris-miss-fit

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Greetgrate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: GREET-grayt

Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.

Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)

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Molesentimenthol

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol

Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!

Etymology: Molest-sentimental

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- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00

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Christmahanukwanzaacate

Created by: Metanaito

Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt

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Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...

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