Verboticism: Unigratings

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Salneutation

Created by: waxlion

Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun

Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.

Etymology: neutral + salutation

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Scroogaramakwanzahanukkify

Created by: zeddhead

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Herewish

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hair-a-wish

Sentence: The herewish raised a few eyebrows, but we all raised a glass on jewish christmas.

Etymology: heretical-offensive wish-good intent

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Crasstian

Created by: chofu67

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Condisendyule

Created by: stevezoid

Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule

Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.

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Conpolylogoreligiocentric

Created by: rtrtrth

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Holidize

Created by: Erica0303

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Sentence: Ok now children, go holidize with your grandparents.

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Peecrunt

Created by: skelk

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Fauxpaax

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fo-pox

Sentence: Jeanne's efforts to be inclusive turned into a complete fauxpaax, because she kept mixing up the holidays, and would end up insulting everyone.

Etymology: "faux pas" to faux pax -- no peace

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