Verboticism: Unigratings
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Salneutation
Created by: waxlion
Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun
Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.
Etymology: neutral + salutation
Herewish
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: hair-a-wish
Sentence: The herewish raised a few eyebrows, but we all raised a glass on jewish christmas.
Etymology: heretical-offensive wish-good intent
Berete
Created by: gemgirl
Pronunciation: bur-eat
Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.
Etymology: berate + greet = berete
Condisendyule
Created by: stevezoid
Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule
Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.
Etymology:
Holidize
Created by: Erica0303
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Ok now children, go holidize with your grandparents.
Etymology:
Fauxpaax
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: fo-pox
Sentence: Jeanne's efforts to be inclusive turned into a complete fauxpaax, because she kept mixing up the holidays, and would end up insulting everyone.
Etymology: "faux pas" to faux pax -- no peace