Verboticism: Ecumennoel

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Hohohumdrum

Created by: geekgrrl

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Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'

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Hollisays

Created by: ronarscorruption

Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees

Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.

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Misunifaholyate

Created by: theantiipod

Pronunciation: Mis-uni-fa-holy-ate

Sentence: The media tends to misunifaholyate an awful lot during the holidays, I feel a little offended.

Etymology: Mis + unification + holy

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Holicaustic

Created by: dgillotte

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Holicaustify

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy

Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.

Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

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Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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Whoreliday

Created by: Y2Cajun

Pronunciation: HOR-li-da

Sentence: Happy Whorelidays!

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Fauxpauxonearthism

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: foe-paw-on-irth-izm

Sentence: After Trevor received only puzzled stares in response to his holiday salutation of "Happy consumer orgy season," he wondered if he had commmited a fauxpauxonearthism

Etymology: faux paux + peace on earth

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Unicheer

Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

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Politogreetings

Created by: davielmejor

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