Verboticism: Jewislamwanza

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Herewish

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hair-a-wish

Sentence: The herewish raised a few eyebrows, but we all raised a glass on jewish christmas.

Etymology: heretical-offensive wish-good intent

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Markeling

Created by: 321JOS

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Molesentimenthol

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol

Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!

Etymology: Molest-sentimental

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- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:50:00

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Supercilify

Created by: googly

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When i got that card, I felt weirdly wupercilified.

Etymology: Transforms "supercilious" into a transtitive verb.

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Korpundus

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: koar-pun-diss

Sentence: What a korpundus greeting!

Etymology: none!

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Blexxpletive

Created by: coinstar

Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).

Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.

Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)

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Conpolylogoreligiocentric

Created by: rtrtrth

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Wishtickle

dsingleton

Created by: dsingleton

Pronunciation: wish-tick-le

Sentence: You don't celebrate Christmas . . well a Merry Wishtickle to you!

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Pixying

Created by: helanren

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times

Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting

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Seasincorectness

Created by: JckDnl

Pronunciation: Sea-sin-kor-ekt-nes

Sentence: Everyone at the party had had enough of Charlie's seasincorectness

Etymology: Season + Incorrectness

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