Verboticism: Infabomom
DEFINITION: n. The emotional connection between a mother and her child, which continues on through life despite all the protestations. v. To be loved by your mother and even though you complain about it a lot.
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Umbilicallingcard
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: um/bill/i/call/ing/card
Sentence: No matter where you may be or what you may be doing you have a lifelong umbilicallingcard with your mother. If not for you, Babe, I couldn't find the door, Couldn't even see the floor, I'd be sad and blue, If not for you.
Etymology: umbilical + calling card
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COMMENTS:
real charm to umbilicallingcard! - splendiction, 2009-05-08: 23:07:00
Cute...I feel so attached. Cord-On Blue! - Nosila, 2009-05-08: 23:19:00
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Smotherhood
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: sməðərhoŏd
Sentence: Joyce is very good at smotherhood. Despite protests from her son Tom, she is involved just about every aspect of his life. She selects what he should wear each day. She plans his diet, what he watches on TV, how he spends his spare time. Tom's wife just wants her to go home for a while.
Etymology: smother (make (someone) feel trapped and oppressed by acting in an overly protective manner toward them) motherhood (being with a female parent)
Oxytoxindissmaterealization
Created by: November
Pronunciation: oxytoxin-diss-materealization
Sentence: He suffered from the immature and life long curse of "oxytoxin dissmaterealization".
Etymology: A Mashup from the words: oxytocin,toxin,to"diss",mater -(Noun 1. mater - an informal use of the Latin word for mother; sometimes used by British schoolboys or used facetiously ),dematerialize/realize/realization.
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COMMENTS:
his poor mother - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:18:00
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Maternality
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: mat urn al it ee
Sentence: She always told her daughter, "You'll always be my baby, even when you're eighty!" It was her chant of maternality. Now her daughter is eighty and she at 100 still has her baby!
Etymology: Maternal (characteristic of a mother) & Eternity (time without end)
Parentrapment
Created by: emdeejay
Pronunciation: pair entrapment
Sentence: Bob once had a case of parentrapment: "Come mothers and fathers throughout the land. And don't criticize what you can't understand. Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command. Your old road is rapidly agin'." ... Youth is charming, but at times a little selfish and impatient. This is more how I feel: "Love while ya can 'cos too soon they'll be gone, for the times they are a changin'"
Etymology: Parent: mum or dad. Entrapment: a compromising situation imposed upon you. Bob Dylan: You rock, man. Mum: I love you
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COMMENTS:
nice Dylan reference - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:19:00
Fabulous. Love the sentence. - dochanne, 2009-05-08: 19:45:00
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Mompudent
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: mämpyədənt
Sentence: Debbie can always count on her kids to be mompudent. If they expressed affection without a snide comment she would be concerned that something was drastically wrong.
Etymology: mom (one’s mother) + impudent (not showing due respect for another person)
Amasterpieceofheartfeltstrings
Created by: abrakadeborah
Pronunciation: A-mas-ter-peace-of-heart-felt-strings
Sentence: Feeling amasterpieceofheartfeltstrings of your child.
Etymology: A masterpiece:Something superlative of its kind,an outstanding achievement! (In this case my only child, my son) Of:Composed or made from,Centering on; directed toward. Heartfelt:Sincerely and strongly felt! Strings: The ties that bind you to your child as a parent that somehow you feel when they need you by instinct. A strong connection as an invisable string that is stronger than you have ever dreamed of experiencing in a lifetime. (A deep bond) "Of ALL of the paintings,drawings or writings I have done, my greatest masterpiece is my son!
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COMMENTS:
congratulations and happy mother's day - he's a lucky boy - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:12:00
Poignant! - Nosila, 2009-05-08: 23:22:00
HAPPY Mother's day to all you ladies blessed with children :) Thanks Jabber and Nosila ;-) - abrakadeborah, 2009-05-10: 06:29:00
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Motherbucker
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: muhth-er-buhk-er
Sentence: Tim's mom treats him like he's still two years old despite his stint in the Marines and his job as a cop. As she nuzzles up to him and calls him her "Pookie Wookie" he becomes a motherbucker.
Etymology: mother (a female parent) + bucker (to resist or oppose obstinately)
Infabomom
Created by: jasjamson
Pronunciation: N-fab-o-mum
Sentence: Infabomom created a healthy relationship with his wife and mother-in-law.
Etymology: Infant bonding with mother. Infa + bo + mom = infabomom
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COMMENTS:
a 'bon mot' - Jabberwocky, 2009-05-08: 13:14:00
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