Verboticism: Offriend

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Fauxpaax

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fo-pox

Sentence: Jeanne's efforts to be inclusive turned into a complete fauxpaax, because she kept mixing up the holidays, and would end up insulting everyone.

Etymology: "faux pas" to faux pax -- no peace

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Misunifaholyate

Created by: theantiipod

Pronunciation: Mis-uni-fa-holy-ate

Sentence: The media tends to misunifaholyate an awful lot during the holidays, I feel a little offended.

Etymology: Mis + unification + holy

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Getherthing

Created by: taftouf

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Incorectaxmasalutism

Created by: Jester

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Grogetic

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: Grog -eh-tic

Sentence: To use a grogetic.

Etymology: So called because such slips often occur while under the influence of alcohol.

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Comproment

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Etymology: from 'compromise'

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Glitchgreeting

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing

Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.

Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes

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Duotimer

Created by: meisakai

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Conpolylogoreligiocentric

Created by: rtrtrth

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Holicaustic

Created by: dgillotte

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