Voted For: Desalutation

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Created by: mrguy753

Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb

Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.

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Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Created by: antichaos

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Created by: wishlish

Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet

Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.

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Created by: dsingleton

Pronunciation: wish-tick-le

Sentence: You don't celebrate Christmas . . well a Merry Wishtickle to you!

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Created by: taftouf

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Created by: xklamation

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Created by: wmullen

Pronunciation: de/sem/BEAR/ass

Sentence: Though he means well, my father tends to decembarrass himself with each year's card.

Etymology: December / embarrass

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Created by: Luke01

Pronunciation: Intuurgreeting

Sentence: Santaclaus intergreeted the taliban.

Etymology: International and greeting

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