Verboticism: Offendogram

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Decembarrass

Created by: wmullen

Pronunciation: de/sem/BEAR/ass

Sentence: Though he means well, my father tends to decembarrass himself with each year's card.

Etymology: December / embarrass

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Festoffend

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Fest-off-end

Sentence: And with a quick few words, Stanley festoffended all the women in the office.

Etymology: Festival+offend

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Holidegrade

Created by: garneteyes

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Yuletact

bothra

Created by: bothra

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Yuledoot

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Holidamn

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

Pronunciation: holl-eh-dam

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Rendeveous

Created by: heydj

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Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."

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Bigamisantilation

Created by: mugwai

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Holicaustic

Created by: dgillotte

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Holijerk

Created by: mike6426

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