Verboticism: Holidooze
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Unicheer
Created by: speakeasy
Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer
Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."
Etymology:
Ignorancisms
Created by: erwalter
Pronunciation: ig·no·rance·isms
Sentence: Walmart has stopped using ignoancisms such as "happy holidays" and is guessing the faith of people and greeting them accordinly
Etymology: ignorance + "isms"
Celeberate
Created by: Sissyphus
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Disdaining any particular seasonal tradition, he celeberated them all with "Happy week of the highest suicide rate!"
Etymology: portmanteau of celebrate and berate
Greesting
Created by: meiyas
Pronunciation:
Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.
Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting
Winterrify
Created by: ipmcleod
Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"
Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.
Etymology: winter + terrify
Fauxmas
Created by: elstiko
Pronunciation: Fo-mah (or Fohcksmas, if you prefer)
Sentence: Joel made an astonishing fauxmas by wishing his Turkish colleague a happy ANZAC day.
Etymology: From Faux Pas and Xmas, obviously.
Salrudetation
Created by: haroldbarold
Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun
Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.
Etymology: salutation + rude
Celebracialize
Created by: crazytown
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.
Etymology:
Chrimbushist
Created by: Deadpanlives
Pronunciation:
Sentence: God she's such a chrimbushist, can't she get anything right?
Etymology: