Verboticism: Greaith

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Agnauseam

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")

Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.

Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam

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Offriend

Created by: dkrider

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Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend

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Christmahanukwanzaacate

Created by: Metanaito

Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt

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Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...

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Christmisfit

Created by: shadowmonkey04

Pronunciation: Kris-miss-fit

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Insaludate

Created by: Benperson

Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)

Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.

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Salneutation

Created by: waxlion

Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun

Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.

Etymology: neutral + salutation

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Celebricabrac

Created by: Fleury

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Marry

Created by: verndo

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Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.

Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Merrikwanica

Created by: btkantz

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