Verboticism: Santaria

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Politogreetings

Created by: davielmejor

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Kwannukate

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: kwa-noo-cate

Sentence: Wanda thought that Bill was kwannukating at the office party.

Etymology: kwanza+hannuka+communicate

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Agnauseam

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")

Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.

Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam

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Greetinwhouliken

Created by: ltapilot

Pronunciation: greetin who you likin

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Oblivioffend

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: uh-bliv-ee-uh-fend

Sentence: He continued to oblivioffend our guests by saying "All faiths have equally ridiculous celebrations. So lets just party."

Etymology: From oblivious meaning unaware and offend meaning to cause resentment.

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Bifaithial

Created by: MShort

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Religogreet

Created by: wishlish

Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet

Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.

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Hellofaux

Created by: andystephenson

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Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.

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Republandism

Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Chanukahadanzamasturbate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt

Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.

Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate

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