Verboticism: Grogetic

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Phisonting

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Ph-is-onting

Sentence: He was phisonting the hostess to try to get on her good side.

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Fauxkwanza

Created by: xcruser88x

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Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.

Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)

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Bunkerism

Created by: KITKERRI

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Happyholidayism

Created by: truefedwa

Pronunciation: hap-ee-hol-i-day-is-m

Sentence: Wal-Mart recently abandoned its happyholidayism and returned to "Merry Christmas"

Etymology: Happy+Holiday

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Shalohoho

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!

Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho

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Unigratings

Created by: wordbird

Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings

Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.

Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating

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Christmahanukwanzaacate

Created by: Metanaito

Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt

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Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...

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Holiduche

Created by: antichaos

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