Verboticism: Yuletact

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Noelty

Peppie

Created by: Peppie

Pronunciation: 'nO(-&)l-tE

Sentence: That seasonal card he sent with Anthrax as snow was a true noelty.

Etymology: Basically, it was a accidental mashup of the French word "Noël" (which means Christmas) and the English word "Naughty". Ironically, a French-English mashup of words would be politically incorrect as well.

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Santadultry

Created by: Computergeek

Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree

Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus

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Greetaslam

Created by: Zengief

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Shalohoho

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!

Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho

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Bifaithial

Created by: MShort

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Holidizum

Created by: glorfadox

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Greesting

Created by: meiyas

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Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.

Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting

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Duotimer

Created by: meisakai

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Salneutation

Created by: waxlion

Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun

Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.

Etymology: neutral + salutation

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Mistlebloe

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: missle-blo

Sentence: Robert stood under the mistletoe hoping to get kissed. But whenever he opened his mouth, he'd mistlebloe, and then get slapped.

Etymology: missle+blow=the explosive version of mistletoe

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