Verboticism: Duotimer

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Bleffend

Created by: thewbert

Pronunciation: ble-FFEND

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Etymology: comes from bless and offend

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Rendeveous

Created by: heydj

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Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."

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Korpundus

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: koar-pun-diss

Sentence: What a korpundus greeting!

Etymology: none!

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Salneutation

Created by: waxlion

Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun

Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.

Etymology: neutral + salutation

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Offendogram

Created by: littleguybrush

Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram

Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.

Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram

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Yuletact

bothra

Created by: bothra

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Grategreet

Created by: galwaywegian

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Boocheer

Created by: Ochiee

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Satanpraise

Created by: kevinrio

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Holicember

Created by: robynlicious

Pronunciation: holl-AH-sember

Sentence: Stop calling your Christmas Tree a Holicember Shrub.

Etymology: "holi" from holiday, but can also refer to boughs of holly. "cember" from December

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