Verboticism: Exmascommunication

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Jewislamwanza

Created by: Pyrophyle

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Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: feh/liz/naavy/huz/yor/dady

Sentence: After a few drinks Chris embarassed his friends by slapping guests on the back and barking "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy".

Etymology: feliz navidad + who's your daddy

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Goatseyule

Created by: greeneye

Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool

Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.

Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays

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- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00

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Fauxkwanza

Created by: xcruser88x

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Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.

Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Sacrewish

Created by: tiohn

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Missiletoeing

aoife

Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Hellofaux

Created by: andystephenson

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Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.

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Woebetidings

Created by: Bosco

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Antigreet

Created by: xRafaelx

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