Verboticism: Wowmiwuvlyhuzband

'Mommy, is Daddy playing dead again?'

DEFINITION: v. To be physically overcome by a sudden illness, disability, or even death when asked to participate in unrewarding activities -- like work, or household chores. n. A person who gets sick when asked to work.

Create | Read

Voted For: Wowmiwuvlyhuzband

Successfully added your vote For "Wowmiwuvlyhuzband".

You still have one vote left...

Laundochondria

rivets

Created by: rivets

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Schlepoplexy

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: schlep Oh plexee

Sentence: The task of filling a thousand sandbags is enough to give a guy a bad case of schlepoplexy.

Etymology:

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

- isopraxis, 2006-12-14: 00:05:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Choreitis

Created by: Hilary

Pronunciation: "chore" + "itis". easy.

Sentence: Daddy will be fine, Emily. He's just caught another bout of choreitis.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Possumuity

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As usual, George was stricken with acute possumity as soon as dinner was over, and collapsed on the couch.

Etymology: from the north american possum, known for its ability to play dead when threatened.

| Comments and Points

Abchorance

Created by: plewis

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Conveniolesce

Created by: Trivigo

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I knew that the sore ankle would give the chance to conveniolesce Saturday instead of mowing the lawn.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Physick

k28en

Created by: k28en

Pronunciation: fee-sick

Sentence: As a noun: He is such a physick. His physick is acting up again.

Etymology: Physically Sick

| Comments and Points

Lazochondria

Created by: parabasis

Pronunciation: lay-zoh-KAHN-dree-ah

Sentence: When his mom asked him to mow the lawn, Harold had a lazochondriatic bout of carpal tunnel.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Workolepsy

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation: work/o/lep/sy (long o sound in second syllable)

Sentence: When things need to be done you can count on his workolepsy disorder to kick in.

Etymology: work + narcolepsy

| Comments and Points

Menagitis

Created by: sweetclarity

Pronunciation: m-eh-n-ah-j-eye-t-ih-s.

Sentence: "I have some bad news: it's menagitis."

Etymology: from the French "menage", meaning "household chores" & the dead language "itis", meaning "sickness". The resemblance to "meningitis" is completely uncoincidental.

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...