Verboticism: Assimibrate

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holigrate

librarian

Created by: librarian

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Polioff

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: paw-li-off

Sentence: i guess i have to forgive my overseas friends for giving such polioff christmas greetings since they dont know about our customs and belief.

Etymology: political + put-off

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Unigratings

Created by: wordbird

Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings

Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.

Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating

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Antigreet

Created by: xRafaelx

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Holiscam

Created by: guerras

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Holidize

Created by: Erica0303

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Sentence: Ok now children, go holidize with your grandparents.

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Ecumennoel

Created by: TheBocaj

Pronunciation: EK-yoo-MEN-noh-el

Sentence: "And we wish you a joyous Ecumennoël from all of us here at the new CW...because we're not really sure yet who's still watching..."

Etymology: Interdenominational/Interreligious [ecumenical] holiday season/Christmas greetings [Noël]

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Greetulate

Created by: daveleack

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Winterrify

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"

Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.

Etymology: winter + terrify

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