Verboticism: Missiletoeing

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Yuledoot

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Missiletoeing

aoife

Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Xholimas

Created by: malindaemb

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Christmahanukwanzaacate

Created by: Metanaito

Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt

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Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...

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Greetulate

Created by: daveleack

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Blundermas

Created by: Abbers

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Ecucheermenise

Created by: scrubskip

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Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"

Etymology: ecumenism + cheer

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Politicalmas

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: political-mas

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Etymology: political, christmas

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Celebricabrac

Created by: Fleury

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Ignorishes

Created by: Verbepete

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ish-ehs

Sentence: The Ambassador couldnt have known he would offend the entire tribe with his ignorishes.

Etymology: Ignorant-wishes.

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