Verboticism: Holijerk
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Horriday
Created by: LostAccount
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a - LostAccount, 2006-12-14: 00:38:00
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Salrudetation
Created by: haroldbarold
Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun
Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.
Etymology: salutation + rude
Happeeholidize
Created by: bohdel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.
Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.
Misfestivate
Created by: knave
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.
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Fauxkwanza
Created by: xcruser88x
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.
Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)
Happyholidayism
Created by: truefedwa
Pronunciation: hap-ee-hol-i-day-is-m
Sentence: Wal-Mart recently abandoned its happyholidayism and returned to "Merry Christmas"
Etymology: Happy+Holiday
Exodecembrating
Created by: artbegotti
Pronunciation: ek'so-dEE-sem"bray-ting
Sentence: "Christmas shopping used to be easy, until the stores began exodecembrating for the neighbors down the street... now, there are so many "Holiday Spectacular" sales, I don't have time to visit them all!"
Etymology: From the Latin "ex" meaning "out of", and the Anglican "December" meaning "tenth month". I don't get it either.
Greetinwhouliken
Created by: ltapilot
Pronunciation: greetin who you likin
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