Verboticism: Crunklette

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Religogreet

Created by: wishlish

Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet

Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.

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Sacrewish

Created by: tiohn

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Republandism

Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Masholiday

Created by: Dancebert

Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day

Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.

Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...

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Condisendyule

Created by: stevezoid

Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule

Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.

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Dismarculate

Created by: Divakar

Pronunciation: dis-MAR-cue-late

Sentence: Even though she knew he meant well, Jill couldn't believe John would just dismarculate so openly.

Etymology: dis (not) + marcar (spanish for "mark" or "observe")

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Shalohoho

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!

Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho

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Offriend

Created by: dkrider

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Etymology: Offend + friend = offriend

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Theopolitelessness

Created by: msmarsilio

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