Verboticism: Holidize
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Festoffend
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Fest-off-end
Sentence: And with a quick few words, Stanley festoffended all the women in the office.
Etymology: Festival+offend
Republandism
Created by: POKETNRJSH
Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism
Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.
Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?
Hohohumdrum
Created by: geekgrrl
Pronunciation:
Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'
Etymology:
Afterfate
Created by: Adamson
Pronunciation: af-ter-fa-te
Sentence: Merry afterfate you non-belivers !
Etymology: after (all) fates
Glitchgreeting
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing
Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.
Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes
Congratugrate
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate
Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.
Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)
Holidalactating
Created by: proArchy
Pronunciation: hol-eh-duh-lak-tay-ting
Sentence: John was so full of Chrismahanukwanzadan spirit that after a few drinks at the office party he was HOLIDALACTATING all over everyone
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