Verboticism: Happeeholidize

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Nihilistmasism

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism

Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.

Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism

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Cheersmear

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: cheer-smear

Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.

Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)

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Holifenderate

Created by: theHerman

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Afterfate

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: af-ter-fa-te

Sentence: Merry afterfate you non-belivers !

Etymology: after (all) fates

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Guiltreet

Created by: schmoozyduh

Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt

Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.

Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.

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Accostodiate

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: acost-owe-dee-ate.

Sentence: In response to an excess of political correctness it has become de rigeur to spread accostodiations to all.

Etymology: Accost is to greet someone but not necessarily in a friendly way. And odiate comes from the latin "to hate".

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Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: feh/liz/naavy/huz/yor/dady

Sentence: After a few drinks Chris embarassed his friends by slapping guests on the back and barking "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy".

Etymology: feliz navidad + who's your daddy

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Affeletate

Created by: Shlub

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Interfesting

Created by: LlamaMan

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Holideign

Created by: Flipmode

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