Voted For: Holipease

Created by: Peppie

Pronunciation: 'nO(-&)l-tE

Sentence: That seasonal card he sent with Anthrax as snow was a true noelty.

Etymology: Basically, it was a accidental mashup of the French word "Noël" (which means Christmas) and the English word "Naughty". Ironically, a French-English mashup of words would be politically incorrect as well.

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Created by: Computergeek

Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree

Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus

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Created by: xRafaelx

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Created by: Bosco

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Created by: librarian

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Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hair-a-wish

Sentence: The herewish raised a few eyebrows, but we all raised a glass on jewish christmas.

Etymology: heretical-offensive wish-good intent

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Created by: jdfalk

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Created by: Arcysparky

Pronunciation: Un-FEYTH-a-bal-ayz

Sentence: "Have a wonderful non-faith-specific seasonal period" Alice unfaithabalised.

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing

Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.

Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes

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