Verboticism: Milktoasting

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holicember

Created by: robynlicious

Pronunciation: holl-AH-sember

Sentence: Stop calling your Christmas Tree a Holicember Shrub.

Etymology: "holi" from holiday, but can also refer to boughs of holly. "cember" from December

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Fauxpauxonearthism

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: foe-paw-on-irth-izm

Sentence: After Trevor received only puzzled stares in response to his holiday salutation of "Happy consumer orgy season," he wondered if he had commmited a fauxpauxonearthism

Etymology: faux paux + peace on earth

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Congratugrate

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Holidomally

Created by: cooldudes202

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Holigreet

Created by: KoolKow

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Religogreet

Created by: wishlish

Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet

Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.

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Festivus

Created by: GreatRandew

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Holidizum

Created by: glorfadox

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Integraholidize

Created by: mrguy753

Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb

Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.

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Holigrefecate

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Created by: aly22

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