Verboticism: Blundermas

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Milktoasting

Created by: dxl413

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Cheersmear

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: cheer-smear

Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.

Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)

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Bombemotte

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: bomb mott

Sentence: Colin always knew how to stop a conversation dead with his bombemottes.

Etymology: its like dropping a 10 ton bomb on the conversation leaving total silence in its wake.

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Desalutation

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun

Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.

Etymology: de: away + salutation

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Noelty

Peppie

Created by: Peppie

Pronunciation: 'nO(-&)l-tE

Sentence: That seasonal card he sent with Anthrax as snow was a true noelty.

Etymology: Basically, it was a accidental mashup of the French word "Noël" (which means Christmas) and the English word "Naughty". Ironically, a French-English mashup of words would be politically incorrect as well.

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Chrismahanukwanzaakize

Created by: mlw1235

Pronunciation: Chris-Mah-Hahn-ah-qu-wahn-za-kai-ze

Sentence: Will you please stop trying to chrismahanukwanzaakize me?

Etymology: Many Religions holiday traditions in verb form.

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Chrimbushist

Deadpanlives

Created by: Deadpanlives

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Sentence: God she's such a chrimbushist, can't she get anything right?

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Seculate

Created by: parabasis

Pronunciation: SECK-yoo-late

Sentence: "Happy Whatever!" he seculated.

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Republandism

Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Quifintation

Created by: xyankee

Pronunciation: quif-in-tation

Sentence: My friends will be comming over for some group quifintation and cheer.

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