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DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holidegrade

Created by: garneteyes

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Winterrify

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"

Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.

Etymology: winter + terrify

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Idiotomarriage

Created by: Lukex115

Pronunciation: ID-EE-OTO-MARR-IJ

Sentence: It reminds me of idiotomarriage

Etymology: Whats Etymology?

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

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Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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Decembutations

Created by: khaleroo

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Sentence: Decebutations to you! Get anything good?

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Holidalactating

Created by: proArchy

Pronunciation: hol-eh-duh-lak-tay-ting

Sentence: John was so full of Chrismahanukwanzadan spirit that after a few drinks at the office party he was HOLIDALACTATING all over everyone

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Chrimbushist

Deadpanlives

Created by: Deadpanlives

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Sentence: God she's such a chrimbushist, can't she get anything right?

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Holicember

Created by: robynlicious

Pronunciation: holl-AH-sember

Sentence: Stop calling your Christmas Tree a Holicember Shrub.

Etymology: "holi" from holiday, but can also refer to boughs of holly. "cember" from December

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Merrypop

Created by: RyxEuclie

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Holicide

Created by: warped

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: Some consider non-denominational cards an act of holicide.

Etymology: Holiday+Homicide

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Greetaslam

Created by: Zengief

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Boocheer

Created by: Ochiee

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Holifenderate

Created by: theHerman

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Molesentimenthol

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: mo-le-sent-e-men-thol

Sentence: Johnny used his molesentimenthol tendancies completely ruin my favorite holiday. It shocked my whole family when he equated Rudolph's shiny nose to the name of some dirty magazine!

Etymology: Molest-sentimental

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Salrudetation

Created by: haroldbarold

Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun

Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.

Etymology: salutation + rude

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Holilapse

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Hindisitireflismhictareering

Created by: bunnyrounderupper

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Misspirityulize

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

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Supercilify

Created by: googly

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Sentence: When i got that card, I felt weirdly wupercilified.

Etymology: Transforms "supercilious" into a transtitive verb.

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Greetulate

Created by: daveleack

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Noelty

Peppie

Created by: Peppie

Pronunciation: 'nO(-&)l-tE

Sentence: That seasonal card he sent with Anthrax as snow was a true noelty.

Etymology: Basically, it was a accidental mashup of the French word "Noël" (which means Christmas) and the English word "Naughty". Ironically, a French-English mashup of words would be politically incorrect as well.

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Clausimpropriety

Created by: jdfalk

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Oblivioffend

Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: uh-bliv-ee-uh-fend

Sentence: He continued to oblivioffend our guests by saying "All faiths have equally ridiculous celebrations. So lets just party."

Etymology: From oblivious meaning unaware and offend meaning to cause resentment.

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Anticonference

Created by: DPTHEX

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Fauxfauxfaux

Prios

Created by: Prios

Pronunciation: foe foe foe (Same pronunciation as "faux" three times)

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Etymology: From "Faux pas" (social blunder).

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Santaria

Created by: Chapin

Pronunciation: santa-ree-ah

Sentence: The company holiday party is always an exercise in santaria -- why don't they just come out and call it a Christmas party?

Etymology: A play on Santeria, which itself is a blend of faiths, and Santa

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Holidamn

Created by: M1ssRJ

Pronunciation: holl-eh-dam

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Scroogaramakwanzahanukkify

Created by: zeddhead

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Shachristmaseid

Created by: mickey666

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Sentence: As a confirmed multiculturalist, I wish everyone shachristmaseid greetings in December.

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Cheersmear

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: cheer-smear

Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.

Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)

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Hollisays

Created by: ronarscorruption

Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees

Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.

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Comproment

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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Etymology: from 'compromise'

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Greetism

Created by: matrixpro

Pronunciation: greet - ism

Sentence: The mayor's greetism cost him the muslim's votes in the january primaries.

Etymology: The brain of a screwed up teenager.

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Misunifaholyate

Created by: theantiipod

Pronunciation: Mis-uni-fa-holy-ate

Sentence: The media tends to misunifaholyate an awful lot during the holidays, I feel a little offended.

Etymology: Mis + unification + holy

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Affeletate

Created by: Shlub

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Seasincorectness

Created by: JckDnl

Pronunciation: Sea-sin-kor-ekt-nes

Sentence: Everyone at the party had had enough of Charlie's seasincorectness

Etymology: Season + Incorrectness

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Chrismahanukwanzaakize

Created by: mlw1235

Pronunciation: Chris-Mah-Hahn-ah-qu-wahn-za-kai-ze

Sentence: Will you please stop trying to chrismahanukwanzaakize me?

Etymology: Many Religions holiday traditions in verb form.

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Mazelbotch

Created by: jsky20

Pronunciation: ma-zel-bach

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Etymology: mazel tov + botch

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Horriday

Created by: LostAccount

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Crasstian

Created by: chofu67

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Fauxkwanza

Created by: xcruser88x

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Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.

Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)

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Peecrunt

Created by: skelk

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Milktoasting

Created by: dxl413

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Ecucheermenise

Created by: scrubskip

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Sentence: Paul started to say "Merry Christmas" instead ecucheermenised, "Merry... Holidays"

Etymology: ecumenism + cheer

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Politosobomde

Created by: neoss

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Glitchgreeting

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: glich/greet/ing

Sentence: Had Bismark Long-Pocket owned a copy of "The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook" or "Cultural Etiquette: A Guide for the Well-Intentioned", he would never have uttered such a glitchgreeting to the Quack-pots and Nag-Gnostics in his office.

Etymology: glitch: a malfunction or minor problem with unintended consequences + greeting: an expression of good wishes

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Holcombinate

Created by: bortman

Pronunciation: hawl-COM-bin-ate

Sentence: Fredrick sent me a holcombinate card, by which I was both touched, and offended.

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Christmisfit

Created by: shadowmonkey04

Pronunciation: Kris-miss-fit

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Desalutation

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: dE-Salu-ta-Shun

Sentence: Jim, known for being uncouth, consistantly made folks uncomfortable at the part with his awkward desalutations.

Etymology: de: away + salutation

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Incorectaxmasalutism

Created by: Jester

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Holidooze

Created by: Malemocynt

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Sentence: That airport in the news has no idea how to holidooze their way through a multi-culti crowd.

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Moronicer

Created by: socialyabusd

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Religogreet

Created by: wishlish

Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet

Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.

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Holiduche

Created by: antichaos

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Crosscrescent

Created by: VBIZILJ

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Unicheer

Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

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Ecumennoel

Created by: TheBocaj

Pronunciation: EK-yoo-MEN-noh-el

Sentence: "And we wish you a joyous Ecumennoël from all of us here at the new CW...because we're not really sure yet who's still watching..."

Etymology: Interdenominational/Interreligious [ecumenical] holiday season/Christmas greetings [Noël]

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Felizpolyglot

Created by: boutros9

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Joyblanderize

Created by: oohisay

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Theopolitelessness

Created by: msmarsilio

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Holigreet

Created by: KoolKow

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Inapropreetings

Created by: saramomo

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Holigrate

librarian

Created by: librarian

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Marry

Created by: verndo

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Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.

Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.

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Holicaustify

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy

Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.

Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.

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Holidomally

Created by: cooldudes202

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Condisendyule

Created by: stevezoid

Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule

Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.

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Holideign

Created by: Flipmode

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Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: feh/liz/naavy/huz/yor/dady

Sentence: After a few drinks Chris embarassed his friends by slapping guests on the back and barking "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy".

Etymology: feliz navidad + who's your daddy

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Conpolylogoreligiocentric

Created by: rtrtrth

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Intergreeting

Created by: Luke01

Pronunciation: Intuurgreeting

Sentence: Santaclaus intergreeted the taliban.

Etymology: International and greeting

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Nondengreet

Created by: gale37

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Guiltreet

Created by: schmoozyduh

Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt

Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.

Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Ignorishes

Created by: Verbepete

Pronunciation: Ig-nor-ish-ehs

Sentence: The Ambassador couldnt have known he would offend the entire tribe with his ignorishes.

Etymology: Ignorant-wishes.

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Greesting

Created by: meiyas

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Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.

Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting

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Xholimas

Created by: malindaemb

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Exmaspale

Created by: frenzi

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Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.

Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.

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Merhunkquanmiss

Created by: SpazKaz

Pronunciation: Mer-hank-quan-miss

Sentence: Merhunkquanmiss asshole

Etymology: From the bullshit combination of all cultures

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Politogreetings

Created by: davielmejor

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Whoreliday

Created by: Y2Cajun

Pronunciation: HOR-li-da

Sentence: Happy Whorelidays!

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Republandism

Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Wishtickle

dsingleton

Created by: dsingleton

Pronunciation: wish-tick-le

Sentence: You don't celebrate Christmas . . well a Merry Wishtickle to you!

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Mistlebloe

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: missle-blo

Sentence: Robert stood under the mistletoe hoping to get kissed. But whenever he opened his mouth, he'd mistlebloe, and then get slapped.

Etymology: missle+blow=the explosive version of mistletoe

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Exmascommunication

Created by: bozzerino

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Etymology: excommunication xmas communication

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Yuledoot

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Happygenerism

Created by: Baruch

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Festivus

Created by: GreatRandew

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Unsocialseasoner

Created by: kimbo123

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Sentence: He's never invited to holiday parties, because he is an unsocialseasoner.

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Interfesting

Created by: LlamaMan

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Ignorancisms

Created by: erwalter

Pronunciation: ig·no·rance·isms

Sentence: Walmart has stopped using ignoancisms such as "happy holidays" and is guessing the faith of people and greeting them accordinly

Etymology: ignorance + "isms"

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Fickamble

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Fick - Am - Bull

Sentence: I hate it when my I see someone fickamble the holiday season. Don't they know when the fickamble they lose the meaning of the holiday spirit?

Etymology: fick - derived from fickle + amble - derived from ramble (meaning they ramble on and on with their fickle ways)

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Crassmastize

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: crass"-mas-tize'

Sentence: After reading all the earnest, but ignorant "Holiday" cards from her coworkers, the wiccan always felt crassmastized.

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Chanukahadanzamasturbate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt

Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.

Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate

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Nihilistmasism

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism

Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.

Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism

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Fakitusgreetingus

Created by: jonique

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Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.

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Masholiday

Created by: Dancebert

Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day

Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.

Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...

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Grogetic

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: Grog -eh-tic

Sentence: To use a grogetic.

Etymology: So called because such slips often occur while under the influence of alcohol.

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Unigratings

Created by: wordbird

Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings

Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.

Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating

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Shalohoho

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!

Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho

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Markeling

Created by: 321JOS

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Duotimer

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Yuletact

bothra

Created by: bothra

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Crueltide

Created by: ipswich78

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Gretango

Created by: saleme

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Fallinasleeped

Created by: bogdan

Pronunciation: folinaslipd

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Unfaithabalise

Arcysparky

Created by: Arcysparky

Pronunciation: Un-FEYTH-a-bal-ayz

Sentence: "Have a wonderful non-faith-specific seasonal period" Alice unfaithabalised.

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Crunklette

rilstix

Created by: rilstix

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Goatseyule

Created by: greeneye

Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool

Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.

Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays

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Celebricabrac

Created by: Fleury

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Holigrefecate

aly22

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Holidizum

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Integraholidize

Created by: mrguy753

Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb

Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.

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Congracistulate

whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

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Pixying

Created by: helanren

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Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times

Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting

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Religiogaffe

Created by: xklamation

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Celabotulate

Xenophanes

Created by: Xenophanes

Pronunciation: Sell-A-Botch-You-Late

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Blundermas

Created by: Abbers

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Festivate

Created by: retrochronix

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Footmouthin

Created by: Morganio

Pronunciation: foot-mouth-in

Sentence: He was doing some serious footmouthin

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Yuletried

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: yool-tride

Sentence: Peter's whisky-infused mulled wine gave him oodles of yuletried spirit

Etymology: yuletide + tried

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Yuledoonicely

Created by: Steerpike

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Antigreet

Created by: xRafaelx

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Fauxpaax

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: fo-pox

Sentence: Jeanne's efforts to be inclusive turned into a complete fauxpaax, because she kept mixing up the holidays, and would end up insulting everyone.

Etymology: "faux pas" to faux pax -- no peace

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Irkgreet

grant0

Created by: grant0

Pronunciation: Irk-greet

Sentence: As I stepped into the Walmart, the greeter irkgreeted me. Eww.

Etymology: Irk and...greet...

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Getherthing

Created by: taftouf

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Insensitalk

Created by: Hermes

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Afterfate

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: af-ter-fa-te

Sentence: Merry afterfate you non-belivers !

Etymology: after (all) fates

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Merrikwanica

Created by: btkantz

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Politicalmas

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: political-mas

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Jewislamwanza

Created by: Pyrophyle

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Festoffend

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Fest-off-end

Sentence: And with a quick few words, Stanley festoffended all the women in the office.

Etymology: Festival+offend

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Assimibrate

Created by: kafka

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Sentence: At the core of the marketing device known as "Santa Clause" is a barely veiled assimibration by large corporations of third world countries.

Etymology: "assimilate" and "celebrate"

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Grategreet

Created by: galwaywegian

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Christmahanukwanzaacate

Created by: Metanaito

Pronunciation: Krihs-muh-hah-nuh-kwan-zuh-kayt

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Etymology: Christmas + hanukkah + kwanzaa = uh-oh...

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Hohohumdrum

Created by: geekgrrl

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Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'

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Hanakkockup

Created by: isopraxis

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Ramadahanakristmakwanziclausism

Created by: iceburgamy

Pronunciation: ... you got me

Sentence: "happy holidays" is an example of a (see above)

Etymology: you know... the mormons

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Holiscam

Created by: guerras

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Woebetidings

Created by: Bosco

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Satanpraise

Created by: kevinrio

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Christpocalypse

Created by: janham

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Misfestivate

knave

Created by: knave

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Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

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Korpundus

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: koar-pun-diss

Sentence: What a korpundus greeting!

Etymology: none!

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Happyholidayism

Created by: truefedwa

Pronunciation: hap-ee-hol-i-day-is-m

Sentence: Wal-Mart recently abandoned its happyholidayism and returned to "Merry Christmas"

Etymology: Happy+Holiday

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Sacrewish

Created by: tiohn

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Fauxpauxonearthism

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: foe-paw-on-irth-izm

Sentence: After Trevor received only puzzled stares in response to his holiday salutation of "Happy consumer orgy season," he wondered if he had commmited a fauxpauxonearthism

Etymology: faux paux + peace on earth

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Quifintation

Created by: xyankee

Pronunciation: quif-in-tation

Sentence: My friends will be comming over for some group quifintation and cheer.

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Exodecembrating

Created by: artbegotti

Pronunciation: ek'so-dEE-sem"bray-ting

Sentence: "Christmas shopping used to be easy, until the stores began exodecembrating for the neighbors down the street... now, there are so many "Holiday Spectacular" sales, I don't have time to visit them all!"

Etymology: From the Latin "ex" meaning "out of", and the Anglican "December" meaning "tenth month". I don't get it either.

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Salneutation

Created by: waxlion

Pronunciation: SAL-new-tay-shun

Sentence: The hoard dropped all defenses and began to sing 'Kumbaya' when they heard the salneutation from an unbiased, socially sanctioned bringer of good tidings and cheer.

Etymology: neutral + salutation

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Greetinwhouliken

Created by: ltapilot

Pronunciation: greetin who you likin

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Polioff

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: paw-li-off

Sentence: i guess i have to forgive my overseas friends for giving such polioff christmas greetings since they dont know about our customs and belief.

Etymology: political + put-off

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Agnauseam

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")

Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.

Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam

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Rendeveous

Created by: heydj

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Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."

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Blexxpletive

Created by: coinstar

Pronunciation: blecks-ple-tive, (n). See also "to blexxplicate" (v).

Sentence: Uncle Bob trumpeted his arrival with a round of hearty blexpletives that are best forgotten.

Etymology: bless + expletive (deleted)

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Interculturalintro

Created by: MsRenee84

Pronunciation: Inter cultural intro

Sentence: He make an intercultural intro when he said feliz christmas.

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Doonesburiate

Created by: nicolase

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Sentence: While the Parkers would have liked to economize during the holidays by sending one card to their entire address book, their culturally unpopular devotion to Satan suggested the wisdom of doonesburiating to some extent, at least with Jim's work associates, and Patty's bridge club.

Etymology: Term derived from "Doonesbury", the most well-known of several widely read newspaper cartoons that emerged in the 1980s, characterized by an edgy and irreverent rhetorical humor used as wry and subterranean social commentary, but safe and inoffensive eno

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Ecquestify

Created by: Javeson1

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Greetgrate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: GREET-grayt

Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.

Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)

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Bigamisantilation

Created by: mugwai

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Holidize

Created by: Erica0303

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Sentence: Ok now children, go holidize with your grandparents.

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Greetgrace

Created by: barkskin

Pronunciation: greet-gr-ace

Sentence: Sara has great greetgrace

Etymology: greet+grace =greatgrace

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Chaliciding

Created by: GreenBearAcademy

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Holipease

Created by: Dooreatoe

Pronunciation: hol-i-peez

Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.

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Dismarculate

Created by: Divakar

Pronunciation: dis-MAR-cue-late

Sentence: Even though she knew he meant well, Jill couldn't believe John would just dismarculate so openly.

Etymology: dis (not) + marcar (spanish for "mark" or "observe")

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Noxmas

Created by: desman

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Jewanbudism

Created by: neojester12

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Jerngle

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: jern-gul

Sentence: That fool is going to jerngle himself all the way to a slap in the face.

Etymology: A distant relative of the noun jinglejerk.

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Hellofaux

Created by: andystephenson

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Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.

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Halalchristmas

Created by: josje

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Bombemotte

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: bomb mott

Sentence: Colin always knew how to stop a conversation dead with his bombemottes.

Etymology: its like dropping a 10 ton bomb on the conversation leaving total silence in its wake.

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Treasonsgreeting

Created by: wniffene

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Hermonilize

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: her-moan-ahleyeze

Sentence: The party had been hermonilized, so many different religions had gathered

Etymology: Spanish

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Missiletoeing

aoife

Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Holijerk

Created by: mike6426

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Hanuzaamasticize

Created by: kittreb

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Greaith

Created by: tpm01

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Decembarrass

Created by: wmullen

Pronunciation: de/sem/BEAR/ass

Sentence: Though he means well, my father tends to decembarrass himself with each year's card.

Etymology: December / embarrass

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Athelutations

Created by: davidave

Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns

Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.

Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.

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Holidamn

whimsy

Created by: whimsy

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Kwanzymoron

Created by: ajamay

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Congratugrate

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Breetch

sleep

Created by: sleep

Pronunciation: breech

Sentence: Tom, in a breetch of holiday conduct, said, "Happy Jewish Holidays!"

Etymology: greet, botch, breach

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Accostodiate

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: acost-owe-dee-ate.

Sentence: In response to an excess of political correctness it has become de rigeur to spread accostodiations to all.

Etymology: Accost is to greet someone but not necessarily in a friendly way. And odiate comes from the latin "to hate".

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Seculate

Created by: parabasis

Pronunciation: SECK-yoo-late

Sentence: "Happy Whatever!" he seculated.

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Santadultry

Created by: Computergeek

Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree

Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus

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Yulephemism

simon1081

Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: yule-fe-miss-m

Sentence: Rabbi Scwartz offered the Kwanzaa celebrators a hearty Yulephemism

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Solipseason

Created by: attis

Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on

Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.

Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season

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Malefelicitation

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: MAL-eh-FEH-li-sih-TAY-shun

Sentence: "At the office holiday party, Bob was saying far too many malefelicitations to the foreign finances committee."

Etymology: Maleficent and Felicitations

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Politicallyovercorrectness

Created by: BrakX

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Sentence: Man... all this happy holidays stuff instead of Merry Christmas is politicallyovercorrectness

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Herewish

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hair-a-wish

Sentence: The herewish raised a few eyebrows, but we all raised a glass on jewish christmas.

Etymology: heretical-offensive wish-good intent

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Cheerocrate

Created by: kmccardle

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Bifaithial

Created by: MShort

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Celeberate

Created by: Sissyphus

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Sentence: Disdaining any particular seasonal tradition, he celeberated them all with "Happy week of the highest suicide rate!"

Etymology: portmanteau of celebrate and berate

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Offendogram

Created by: littleguybrush

Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram

Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.

Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel